It occurred to me recently that, were I to have an opossum as a pet, I would not know how to properly massage said opossum such that the opossum would reach a state of complete relaxation. Now, we all want relaxed pets and this would certainly be true for those of us with pet opossums, should we become people with pet opossums. You can imagine my distress upon realizing this deficiency in my background. Fortunately, and as it does for so many states of ignorance, the Internet came to my rescue. Thus, when one wants properly massage one's opossum, one can search for such knowledge right here.
I shit you not.
13 August 2010
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